karmaloop

Karmaloop is a multi-platformed web retailer specializing in global urban fashion and streetwear. The Karmaloop family of sites includes online retailer Karmaloop and Internet TV station KarmaloopTV.

Karmaloop has the best sales! I just got 20% off my order using Rep code: tentwelve.

by Eaze June 20, 2012

tip karma

The philosophy that tipping generously will alter the universe in a way that you yourself will be reimbursed monetarily in your own line of work. Applies to bartenders, baristas, servers and cabbies.

Hank: Why'd you just tip five dollars for a mocha?

Sara: I work tonight - Tip Karma, bitch!

by shea r. June 11, 2006

spider karma

The theory that how you treat spiders affects how they treat you.

Jane: OMG I have so many spiders in my house these days. This morning I woke up with one in my hair and then a massive hairy one dropped into my cereal. I have to move.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.

by spideykiller August 20, 2009

karma touchdown

while doing something reasonably good you get an immediate and awesomely great reward.

friend: hey, would you like one of my rolled tacos?

me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.

friend: go for it bro.

me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!

actual true story

by uncle bill July 11, 2011

reverse karma

When you're nice and karma, is the usual bitch you'd expect it to be.

Hey Mom, I just got home from the suburbs helping homeless people?

...

You SOLD MY N64 COLLECTION?

...

Reverse karma; works every time.

by Nice dude May 27, 2010

karmagisa

Only the best ship ever. The ship of the two known male characters in the anime Assassination Classroom. These two characters are Karma Akabane and Nagisa Shiota. A known ship in the community which makes or break you. A sometimes confusing ship since in the anime a character known as Kayano Kaede was kissed by Nagisa. But some fight saying it wasn't a romantic kiss because of it's context behind the kiss. (Context was that Kaede was about to die from her tentacles due to bloodlust and Nagisa kissed her to stop it momentarily while their teacher could get the tentacles out without harm.)

Person A: If you don't ship Karmagisa then we can't be friends.
Person B: But Nagisa and Kaede were a canon ship!
Person A: Nagisa only kissed Kaede to stop her bloodlust!

by MialiaPia November 24, 2018

karmageddon

A portmanteau of "Karma" and "Armageddon." References "shit hitting the fan" in an extreme way while acknowledging one's contributions to that event.

Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.

The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.

Man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work's a mess from my calling in "sick," and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place... Argh, it's karmageddon!

by grailer August 6, 2008