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When you’re fucking a girl’s brains out, pull out before you blast, and spray your cum all over the girls neck, specifically her left.
Dan: Yo. I met the freakiest torta last night.

Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.
Kirked by Denimhandjob67 September 12, 2025
When you get killed immediately after saying the dumbest, most disingenuous thing ever.
“You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”

“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”
Kirked by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025
When a fascist gets there comeuppance.

or

Someone who was hit in the neck
" See what happened to Mussolini?" " Yeah man! They kirked him.

"I hope that Nazi gets kirked.
Kirked by Based McLovin September 12, 2025
Assassinated in the same fashion as former right-wing commentator, Charles “Charlie” James Kirk.
kirked by enbywitdagat September 12, 2025
It's the word "Killed and Murked" morphed in one, specifically if the person died from a wound in the neck.
David: Hey! Did you hear what happened to Marley?
Steve: No. What happened?
David: Marley got kirked!
Steve: That poor man. I will make sure to give his family my condolences!
Kirked by Jesús Cristo September 13, 2025
someone has died from getting shot in the neck, and there was no going back they're gone. they got kirked.
"Did you see how Dejon died?!"

"Yes brooo he got kirked"
kirked by vyliewillneverlie September 13, 2025