Kindergarten Rule

When somebody messes with, bothers, or pokes fun at the person that they like in order to get their attention or a reaction out of them. Derived from how young children call their crush silly names or annoy them.

Jonah: Why does Ed keep messing with Aalia?
Ale: Oh, it’s the kindergarten rule. He messes with her to get her attention
Jonah: *pokes Ale*

by RaccoonRulez December 7, 2021

busted a kindergarten

When you're doing someone from behind and you pull out and redo their back with enough droplets of semen to be compared to a kindergarten of students. In total the semen should equate to about half a gallon.

So I was banging this girl from behind doing her right and I felt a perfect storm of semen busting through my crotch, and in spur of the moment I busted a kindergarten on her back and weighed her down so much I had to scrape it off with a shovel to free her. RIGHTEOUS!

by BigDick74 September 6, 2014

kindergarten whore

A person who kisses one person and then kisses another person the next day

Person 1: Did you see her kiss Don yesterday?

Person 2: Yea, and now she is kissing Dean

Person 1: She is such a kindergarten whore

by Skylyn Mc November 26, 2014

The Kindergartner

1. Glorified Pre-schoolers who piss their pants and color all day and don't deserve graduation ceremonies.

2. It is the name given for the result of the following action: Ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced immediately before ejaculate is shot out of the erection. The load the races with a force, so mighty that it escapes through the nasal cavity, giving the oralee the appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as a Flaming Dragon

"Last week I packed my girl a lunch and gave her the Kindergartner"

by genegine January 2, 2008

Kindergarten

The place I need to stay 50 meters away from

I only touched the kindergarten-kid once!

by Uncle_The_Sketchy_Guy April 15, 2020

kindergarten crush

A crush you had on someone when you were in kindergarten.

I remember Tori my first kindergarten crush.

by Kris Pulz April 23, 2008

kindergarten booty

when one finishes using the bathroom and accidentally tucks their skirt down the back of their underwear (i.e. as a kindergartener would do unknowingly).

Kathy got a big 'ole butt, and when she has kindergarten booty it's like a solar eclipse!!!

by south quad OGs' August 4, 2007