by wastexcase August 18, 2008
Kife is when you're coloring something with a crayon and the tip breaks off so you have to hold it together by the tip while you finish coloring.
Kife is when you're making a Hungryman dinner and you're only supposed to peel off the plastic over the meat and poke holes through the beans and gravy, but you accidently peel the whole plastic off and it doesnt work.
Kife is when you put a milk bag into the pitcher and you cut the wrong side.
Kife is when you lose something.
Kife is when your cell phone rings and by the time you get it out of your jean pocket that is some-what tight you missed the call.
Kife is when you have to study for a big test or exam and you forget your notes at school.
Kife is when you're making a Hungryman dinner and you're only supposed to peel off the plastic over the meat and poke holes through the beans and gravy, but you accidently peel the whole plastic off and it doesnt work.
Kife is when you put a milk bag into the pitcher and you cut the wrong side.
Kife is when you lose something.
Kife is when your cell phone rings and by the time you get it out of your jean pocket that is some-what tight you missed the call.
Kife is when you have to study for a big test or exam and you forget your notes at school.
by Mr.Goatee4Kris September 12, 2009
by KillerRoo October 31, 2003
kife is the act of sticking a baguette down the throat of a person while holding a 44. caliber magnum with 2 bullets screaming fortnite is gay
by ynnej_si_eht_tseb August 31, 2018
1: "I heard Christine has a kife dude."
2: "Damn, now that I know she has a crust-filled, flaky snatch I don't want any part of that."
2: "Damn, now that I know she has a crust-filled, flaky snatch I don't want any part of that."
by Kife Bacon January 31, 2012
by Kife Licker May 31, 2010