Ketard

noun, informal

noun: ketard; plural noun: ketards
ˈkēˌtärd
1.
a mentally handicapped person who believes the ketogenic diet is healthy and BY THE WAY SO FUCKING AMAZING

Most of these people are morbidly obese with coronary artery disease and circlejerk with the 3 or 4 people in the entire fandom that are of a humanly BMI. They interpret that the diet (under strict medical supervision) is used to control seizures in some children with drug-resistant epilepsy to mean it must be a cure all and make you hyper intelligent and healthy.

Ketards never shut the fuck up about their diet, they recommend it to anyone who ever says the word diet or weight. They're worse than gluten free fucktards.

by fu290329038190 December 3, 2017

Ketchard

Mustard and ketchup mixed together.

mustup is also an alternative to it.

Yo my Crenshaw nigga wants some ketchard on his burger.

by Sam Shelter October 15, 2006

ketasaurus rex

A term used to describe someone on excessive amounts of ketamine. They develop the characteristics of a dinosaur in human form, however have no normal responses of a human. Approach with caution as they are violent and stubborn creatures.

They are similar in likeness to sesh gremlins, and they are nocturnal creatures. They can be found mainly in underground car parks overnight.

“He’s taken too much, we’ve got a ketasaurus rex in the den”

“Have you seen that ketasaurus Rex in the car park? Won’t let me in my car! That dickhead!”

by Nb20012001 November 2, 2017

ketam

Ketam is used to describe an individual who good at flirting with women of all ages, sizes and occupations. He is especially good at flirting with older aunties at the work place in order to increase his sales or teachers at school to get higher grades. His usual channel of flirtation is through word of mouth in front of aunties and Facebook messaging for teachers.

Ketam generally prefer older women and a study has shown that the older a woman is, the more she is attracted to Ketam

Did Keith deleted all the conspicuous messages he has with Ms. Xana, who is older than him and is a teacher?

Yes, he did! I suspect that he is afraid that her boyfriend might find out that he is flirting with her. Keith is being such a Ketam.

How did Keith manage to earn so much selling mooncakes?
He pulled a Ketam on all the older aunties by exchanging verbal and physical flirtation for mooncake sales.

by xmooooooooox January 4, 2018

keiah

This girl will always make you laugh. She always makes everyone smile even if they’re having a bad day. She is gorgeous, even though she thinks otherwise. And she’s always looking for a special someone who will be the one but she can’t seem to find them at first. In general this person has a very upbeat personality and is always a good person to hang out with.

Keiah is loyal and tough. If being mistreated however, she can become sensitive and weak.

by Keith Colder February 25, 2019

ketamized

To describe someone who is under the influence of the dissociative anesthetic Ketamine.

"What's up with the spaced out feaky guy in the corner?" "Don't worry about him man, he's Ketamized"

by Ketmister October 4, 2007

ketafart

Usually a stinky fart after taking excessive amount of ketamine.

Joe " dude u stink "

Bob " yeahh that ketafart wass steaming "

by Tom The Don September 30, 2011