kerplink

Kerplink is the sound that a quarter makes after falling into a jar of some sort. It is a happy sound and NOT to be confused with kerplunk.

After blabbering about some nonsense, Kinjal dropped his quarter into the jar and heard the kerplink as it hit the bottom.

by GreenBabs November 25, 2009

Kerplunked

The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.

I was fine after the first seven beers, but that eighth left me completely kerplunked!

by CrossandSwitch July 20, 2009

Kaboom Kirplunk

1) Another name for explosive diarrhea. 2) The sound of explosive diarrhea as a person farts while having diarrhea plunk into the toilet.

Dude got a bad case of kaboom kirplunk after eating those ex-lax brownies.

by G-mac 31 April 30, 2009

kerplonk

noun: A plonker whose actions are especially idiotic, eliciting surprise from any witnesses to their actions.

You're an absolute kerplonk sometimes, you know that?

by Two9A January 25, 2011

kerflunkled

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

by SkyDrone March 9, 2023

Kerplunking

Where one or more people hang from a miscellaneous object.

Lucy and Adam were sick of planking, so instead decided to try out kerplunking.
They kerplunked from a tree branch.

by whitechocolateladybird July 20, 2011

kurplunkle

the act of vomiting on ones bare ass and then having them fart in your mouth, usually causing you to vomit again thus repeating the process until you can stomach vomit-farts to the mouth.

Man, im never going to that dominatrix again, all we did was kurplunkle till i stopped puking.

by grody666 January 12, 2012