Kern Up

The idea of turning up, but like a ginger would. It originated in the Columbus High region and involves turning up with red hair.

"I'm bout to Kern Up for the weekend!"

"I will Kern Up for my friends that can't"

by Blahblahgab January 30, 2014

kern box

An amazing girl who is full of colors. Short but sweet. Drop dead gorgeous. So funny she could make a rock piss itself. Little girl who lives in a box. A sexy box.

Oh goodness. What a sexy box. Must be a kern box.

by DangerousDern November 29, 2009

Kern’s

Gud juice

Kern’s is gud juice 😎

by Ass_Hat February 7, 2022

john kern

A square headed fien who will steal your money and shit in a urnal who also has cow utters for nipples

Someone just took a shit on the bathroom floor and left 4 sponges for the janitors to clean it up who was it . Oh That was John Kern

by Rowley Doofmister November 22, 2018

John Kern

A cheating liar who will use you until he’s over it. Can be nice at times but overall is an asshole who treats you like shit and calls woman bitches.

Oh did you see that video of John kern dancing to bust down thotiana lolz 😂

by mmmmhhm March 16, 2019

Brett Kern

Best MMA fighter in the world. Trains 24 hours a day, with minimal sleep. Even when he sleeps he bashes opponents in his dreams. Makes Fedor looks like a bitch. Master of the ground and pound.

I brett kern that hoe
I brett kern the fuck out of that guy

by yehdkdi January 15, 2008

Payton kern

Payton is the hottest girl u will ever meet. She's perfect in every way.

Payton kern is perf

by Truckaduck November 4, 2013