Kermit

The coolest most amazing frog in the world if u cant be like him need to die what ever he says go's

"whos that frog hes Kermit the coolest and most amazing frog in the world

by Kermit the frog worshiper October 20, 2020

Kermit

Who you should join in heaven (or the burning pit where you rot I need agony for eternity. Kidding sorry if anyone was offended)
The god like badass who drinks tea and shoots his head with a dB shotgun

Hobbies:
drinking tea : going out with a BANG! (Get it?). Telling god to fuck off.Trying to shoot himself in the after life
Realising he is already dead. Telling everyone in heaven to fuck off.

F*CK YOU GOD AND F**K YOU LIFE *BANG* -KERMITS LAST WORDS

Also possibly died from brain damage (as shown in gif below )

F*** you ya Kermit,

Kermit was a god! Screw you ya damn heathen

WORSHIP KERMIT, SPREAD THE LOVE FOR KERMIT , hail Kermit hail Kermit hail Kermit hail Kermit HAIL MERMIT DAMN YOU I SAID HAIL KERMIT!

by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019

Kermit

The coolest most amazing frog in the world if u cant be like him need to die what ever he says go's

"whos that frog hes Kermit the coolest and most amazing frog in the world

by Kermit the frog worshiper October 20, 2020

Kermit

A Kermit is a term for someone who's voice occasionally (or more than occasionally) bears a striking resemblance to the voice of the muppet, Kermit the Frog. This is especially fitting when the subject wears green constantly or is especially fond of green.

Yeah, his voice sounds like Kermit the Frog sometimes, and he's always wearing something green.

by Merula November 6, 2010

kermit

Somebody of Bohemian decent that displays the attributes of a common gutter snipe or gypsy. Lives on crisps and fags and has a 90% blood alcohol level. Plays video games all day unless otherwise instructed.

"Since he got made redundant he went all kermit on us."

by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 23, 2006

kermit

toilet or lavatory, bathroom (U.S)
plural, 'kermits'
Derived from cockney rhyming slang: Kermit the frog = bog

I'm dying for a dump, can I use your Kermits?

or:

I'm off to use the Kermit, won't be long.

by rapster tee August 11, 2005

Kermit

A green fucktard who can't have a nice pleasant wank because his dick doesn't exist because hes a fucking green teddy that is supposed to be a frog with legs and arms he probably came out of shreks ass.

Person 1: Hey look it's Kermit
Person 2: Oh that shitty lookin' green frog faggot

by Red-Penguin July 29, 2018