kernel

Something that in Windows XP takes up 33% of your RAM, however much you have.

I have 1024mb of RAM, the XP kernel takes up 350mb doing NOTHING. Why?!

by mode_seven September 27, 2005

Kernel Bumping

Running naked backwards through a cornfield.

How did you get that bruise on your ass?

I went Kernel Bumping last night.

by Colonel Buttock July 30, 2009

Karmel

An angel with a smile that makes you breathless. A person who likes the color green.

P:Hey did you see Karmel?
S: Yeah; I couldn't believe my eyes.
P: Man, I thought I was in heaven when I saw her.

by Rolling Cross December 27, 2008

Jebem ti oci krmeljive

Meaning "I fuck your dirty eyes"... Used as an insult to show someone that he is dumb and untidy... Usualy used for younger people...

Jebem ti oci krmeljive, konju jedan > I fuck your dirty eyes, you horse! Insulting a man for doing something stupid...

by Jean Retard de Degeneric October 30, 2008

kernel cancer

The degradation of an operating system, over time. Windows systems are usually most afflicted by this (the home versions such as 95, 98, and ME more so than NT 4.0 and Win2k).

The computer had kernel cancer so bad, that the only cure was to reinstall Windows.

by Keith "Hellmark" Brown February 9, 2004

Buttcorn Kernel

A Buttcorn Kernel is what describes that itchy feeling in your butt after you thought you had wiped properly earlier but actually did not. It feels almost like there are popcorn kernels in your sphincter; and it sure does itch.

"Damn dude...I got some serious buttcorn kernels right now."

"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."

by Turdmit The Great Destroyer February 14, 2019

kemmel

Someone who is devoid of any intelligence and who only listens to music that the likes of Kerrang tell them to

JJ: Did you see Slayer at the gig last night?
K: No, I watched MCR and Aiden
JJ: You're such a Kemmel

by LemonTeaFTW February 12, 2009