fake. phoney. blonde. think's she's perfect.
will mess guys around.
does this baby voice, it annoying and false and she and all her flaky friends thinks it's cute.
i don't know who this girl is anymore, she used to be my best friend. but now she's too good for me, cause suddenly she discovered padded and push-up bras.
will try to prove she loves things more than you do.
even though she doesn't
will mess guys around.
does this baby voice, it annoying and false and she and all her flaky friends thinks it's cute.
i don't know who this girl is anymore, she used to be my best friend. but now she's too good for me, cause suddenly she discovered padded and push-up bras.
will try to prove she loves things more than you do.
even though she doesn't
she's being all 'kenya' about my mum. it's my mum, i love her more than she does, why does she keep trying prove t the rest of the world, that she is a better daughter?
kenya (as a name for a person)
kenya (as a name for a person)
by ihatefakesok November 28, 2010
Get the Kenya mug.Some fat bitch that works at aldis and who face looks like she got beat up by a bag of nickels her upper lip makes boulders soft she got into a fight with a gorilla and lost when she steps on a scale bryson tillers dont starts playing.
by Ganggggggg June 15, 2016
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One among the three East African countries,its capital being NAIROBBERY(due to its ever growing crime rate only rivaled by South Africa),home of the MUNGIKI sect,Moi(see mofo,retard,tyrant,dictator) and their most recent fuck up**drum roll please**...Kibaki(see useless,twat,wanker...)
the people there seem to have this crazy notion that Kenya is the promised land,has the sexiest women in the world,have rivers of milk and honey...they even dare to say they got tigers*lmao* roaming the parks.....these people are just self gloryfying fuckwits,all they know is tusker(beer) and nyama choma(bbq stake's) and dont get me started on their women,one look at the presidents wife(who is more president than wife) and i guarantee you'll yank your eyeballs out of em' sockets!!she looks like a cross between Diana Ross,some soot and an uglier than usual tarsier...most of the women they claim "beautiful" are refugees from Somalia and are usually cheap prostitutes...did i mention the chronic habbit of chewing on gomba...these people are like goats when it comes to gomba even the chief of police chews on some....i personally have tried it and didnt get high or should i say "handas" as its locally called...Kenya is also home to the most swahili challenged people..these people hate swahili with such a passion that they came up with their own version of swahili (mostly jiberish) and called it "sheng".....its also a tribal society,earlier this year..the country went into smthng of a civil or should i say tribal war that led to nearly if not thousands of deaths and more people were displaced just because Raila Odinga(runner up for the presidency) wasnt satisfied with the election results....oh and the bastards once claimed that mount Kilimanjaro was on their side of the boarder...even though it was settled that its part of Tanzania,they still advertise that its in kenya (watch tomb raider 2) which leads to most of the tourists flocking in to get a glimpse of it.......i could go on forever telling you how fucked up Kenya really is..but i got better thngz to do with my time........to all my kenyan buddies out there..its nuthin personal....truth z gotta come out eventually.......if u cant handle it then fuck on outta here!
the people there seem to have this crazy notion that Kenya is the promised land,has the sexiest women in the world,have rivers of milk and honey...they even dare to say they got tigers*lmao* roaming the parks.....these people are just self gloryfying fuckwits,all they know is tusker(beer) and nyama choma(bbq stake's) and dont get me started on their women,one look at the presidents wife(who is more president than wife) and i guarantee you'll yank your eyeballs out of em' sockets!!she looks like a cross between Diana Ross,some soot and an uglier than usual tarsier...most of the women they claim "beautiful" are refugees from Somalia and are usually cheap prostitutes...did i mention the chronic habbit of chewing on gomba...these people are like goats when it comes to gomba even the chief of police chews on some....i personally have tried it and didnt get high or should i say "handas" as its locally called...Kenya is also home to the most swahili challenged people..these people hate swahili with such a passion that they came up with their own version of swahili (mostly jiberish) and called it "sheng".....its also a tribal society,earlier this year..the country went into smthng of a civil or should i say tribal war that led to nearly if not thousands of deaths and more people were displaced just because Raila Odinga(runner up for the presidency) wasnt satisfied with the election results....oh and the bastards once claimed that mount Kilimanjaro was on their side of the boarder...even though it was settled that its part of Tanzania,they still advertise that its in kenya (watch tomb raider 2) which leads to most of the tourists flocking in to get a glimpse of it.......i could go on forever telling you how fucked up Kenya really is..but i got better thngz to do with my time........to all my kenyan buddies out there..its nuthin personal....truth z gotta come out eventually.......if u cant handle it then fuck on outta here!
Cynthia:ey,why dont we go to Kenya for the vacation?
Mathew:why dont you castrate me and gauge out my eyeballs?
Kariuki:i love Kenyaaaaaaa!!
Angry mob:**thud,thud,stomp,sta b,punch,kick in tha face**fuckin retard,halfwit!!
Mathew:why dont you castrate me and gauge out my eyeballs?
Kariuki:i love Kenyaaaaaaa!!
Angry mob:**thud,thud,stomp,sta b,punch,kick in tha face**fuckin retard,halfwit!!
by Tea_bagz June 28, 2008
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by Ganggggggg June 15, 2016
Get the Kenya mug.A country sinking not rising.. So much crime that you can't feel safe anywhere. Great coast line where you can have fun if you can ignore poverty and have lots of money to avoid the world happening around you. A place with so much corruption that you can't even count on the law enforcement. A place where there is no emergency number to call (like 911). A place where they will reject a dying patient if he/she can't give them a down payment of 200.000 shillings (around 2000$). That patient died by the way, so yes murders as well. Visit only on strictly planned trip, but stay away if you don't have a lot of money to spend on security.
Kenya is an east african country
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Get the Kenya mug.Kenya is a Head turning goddess. Compassion is no lack in her nature which is what makes her so beautiful inside and out. As the name means “striped one”; her mind filled with stripes of creativity. Very wise and always very observant.
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