Kelvin

A giant Asian guy with a huge ballsack and likes to dip it into people's mouths. Has a gigantic ego and is also a thot and loves to roll around in pig shit. His real Asian name usually starts with "X". Very beautiful face with a giant dick. He is uncircumcised and has masturbated once in the shower. He thought about his girlfriend Millie (who has been to jail) while doing it and made a huge load

Guy 1: OMG that is Kelvin! I wish he would bone me!
Guy 2: He did bone me and left a huge load in me!

by succcccccc October 09, 2018

KELVIN

Basically just better than a Juan in everything.

Kelvin A substitute for amazing

by Zoro123 November 23, 2021

Kelvin

a bitch ass hoe that you should never let into your life..but if you do, make sure you burn with with sass @ 400K :-)

that kelvin is a piece of shit, byeeee boi

by yousue August 24, 2018

kelvin

a guy that loses to nahian in basketball

*nahian scores on moe*
HAHAHA MOE YOU FUCKING KELVIN!

by fortstreetfortstreet October 16, 2008

Kelvin

A short bitch that likes to get fucked in the ass by randy and his Mexico

Randy: kelvin coming over here and get this dick

by Bigbootyhoe127 August 07, 2019

Kelvin

Kelvin in the best

Dude! Kelvin is the best

by randomdude2004 November 24, 2021

Kelvin Sampson

Destroying something to the point it will never be able to recover.

Kelvin Sampson found a way to ruin Indiana University Basketball. Once a proud program, turned into the laughing stock of the Big Ten.

by Tom Crean January 16, 2011