keeping score

a little malicious tit-for-tat game couples use to remind their partner what they contribute towards the relationship

A relationship won't last if a couple's keeping score.

by Gerard Irick December 10, 2009

keeping it 69

Wisdom derived from the great Stingray himself, to keep it 69 is the opposite of not keeping it 69.

Hence, one should always keep it 69, and for that matter, unprotected.

"Hey man, have you been keeping it 69?"
"Sure have! And unprotected!"

by Entsorger April 5, 2019

Shawn Kemping

To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."

I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!

by C.J. December 8, 2004

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."

by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011

keeping the edge

another glaswegian term for your mate or friend watching out for you when you are doing somthing illegal or suspicias

ma m8's keeping the edge while i see these dvds

by stormkeystroke April 12, 2010

keeping up with the Botwins

Much like 'keeping up with the Joneses', in which a family competes with neighbors to own the coolest home, car, things, and kids; keeping up with the Botwins is the struggle to afford to do so through crime. The name is derived from the Botwin family in the Showtime series Weeds, led by Nancy Botwin, who sells marijuana in order to provide and protect her family, who follow in her criminal footsteps.

I was wondering how the family down the block could afford three Lamborghinis and a Porsche until they got busted by the cops for keeping up with the Botwins.

I'm selling MDMA in order to pay for college loans. Just trying to keep up with the Botwins!

by Gingerwhalegw June 9, 2013

keeping it thus

Undefinable, inexplicable, enigmatic. One does not easily obtain the ultimate objective of "keeping it thus". One must work tirelessly and incessantly to achieve "thus".

"Caitlin has lotsa sass and lotsa class, but is she keeping it thus?"

by almostachievedthusness December 5, 2016