The affliction of spending too much time boogie boarding, or sea activities until it inflicts you with a case of kelp in or on your genitalia. Whilst looking and smelling horrible, it somehow fascinates the females of the species.
Tobes: Migs, come on man - stop surfing we've got to go hit the bar for TSBs!!
Migs: Nah man, chicks will dig my Kelp Dick ! Give us ten minutes
Migs: Nah man, chicks will dig my Kelp Dick ! Give us ten minutes
by MickeyDangerous May 29, 2009
Get the Kelp Dickmug. When a woman does not wash her genitals for an extended period of time, which causes her pubes to become matted, resembling long strands of kelp. It will likely cause the smell to resemble a trash-riddled kelp forest.
I went home with Trashy Tracy™ last night when when I got hammered. She had the nastiest California Kelp Forest, even worse than Nasty Natalie™
by Ritapopper12 January 9, 2018
Get the california kelp forestmug. Means stop sucking dick. In spongebob, theres an episode where the krusty krab sells Kelp drinks and it shows spongebob slurping on the straw, so it means stop slurping on dick.
Matthew: "Oh my god Nathan, you have the best handles and the best shot in basketball and youre really good."
Nathan: "Thanks?"
Nick: "Put down the kelp matthew, jheeez"
Nathan: "Thanks?"
Nick: "Put down the kelp matthew, jheeez"
by fumastyle November 5, 2017
Get the Put Down the Kelpmug. by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
Get the Not If I Can Kelp It Burgermug. Term used for when the intention of a message is entirely missed and the response given is of no resemblance to the first spoken phrase
An example of using the verb kelping
Person 1: (any text here)
Person 2: Ooh, it's the firecrackers.
Person 1: What? Are you on drugs again?
Person 2: Sorry, i kelped!
Person 1: (any text here)
Person 2: Ooh, it's the firecrackers.
Person 1: What? Are you on drugs again?
Person 2: Sorry, i kelped!
by ciqc May 25, 2024
Get the kelpingmug. The most amazing person in the world, can comfort you when you’re at your lowest. They’re gorgeous and adorable, refuses to believe it. They’re the best friend you could ever have and can tell whenever you’re upset. They’re into flirty and platonic friendships.
by Rosu3ek November 13, 2022
Get the Kelp/Kelpiimug. 