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Jarmen Kell

Jarmen Kell is the hero unit for the Global Liberation Army in Command and Conquer Generals. He is from Arab decent. He is the master of stealth and has aim that is unparallelled. He can snipe people out of anything from Humvees to the overlord tank. He is simply a bad ass sniper boss. If you pick the demo general in Zero hour he has the ability to place a bomb.

In the mod Shockwave, he can get the ability to shoot down helicopters and temporarily disable buildings by shooting their power cables.
"I don't care who they are"
"No one escapes!"
"What's the job?"
-Jarmen Kell 2003

God damn it Jarmen Kell just assassinated my Veteran Black Locus.

Jesus Christ Jarmen Kell calm the fuck down, why did you snipe out my overlord?
by Dice! February 27, 2012
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kellogging

The act of taking an epic yet blissful dump, which is composed of roughly 99% fibre as a result of gorging on special k.
kellogging... the solution to constipation and runny early morning post-coffee shits
by CAVECORE December 15, 2009
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Kellon Ya3ne Kellon

A phrase used by the Lebanese protesters to indicate that ALL parties that played any role in the Lebanese government for the past 30 years are unwanted.

Although some political parties believe that they are not targeted by this movement and are joining the protesters, in reality they are only protesting against themselves.
Kel el zou3ama yalli bel solta sera2in, bass "hayda" ken mnih.

La2 ya habibe, Kellon Ya3ne Kellon.
by Kellon Ya3ne Kellon October 21, 2019
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kealous

When someone is jealous over something.
It is just really just jealous with a k.
Ohmygod, Katie is so kealous over me going to The Maine's concert or my grilled cheese.
by iamsnoopdogg July 19, 2010
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Keleo

Used to refer to a very cool artist/DJ straight out of Bruges, coming at you with his fire tracks. If you stand next to him, you will experience ascension to the realm of Buddha and/or God. Mad respect.
Kanye East: Eyoo Keleo, drip check!
Keleo: *drippin'*
(repeat 10 times a day for best result)
by willem dafriend March 9, 2022
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Helen Keller Alarm Clock

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.
I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.
by tedman 96 December 6, 2011
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Brey Keller

Ugly kid from Wainwright Alberta

No one likes him
That kid over there is such a Brey Keller
by JesusIronMan June 15, 2019
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