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kelli

a beautiful and very kind woman. cares more about others then herself. a very loving mother when she has children. for a kelli to be disliked is very rare. however don't take this woman to be a pushover. this would be a mistake. she sees all and hears all. and won't hesitate to put her foot up someones ass. to avoid harmful contact with a kelli, stay on her good side and treat her well. she will be a very good friend to you.
jill: ya know kelli so beautiful i wish i could be like her

john: you would have to be alot more than beautiful to be like her. shes a way better person!

(smack!)

Jill: thats not the response i was looking for jerk! but yeah i guess your right
by anonymousbeautiful February 24, 2009
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Jarmen Kell

Jarmen Kell is the hero unit for the Global Liberation Army in Command and Conquer Generals. He is from Arab decent. He is the master of stealth and has aim that is unparallelled. He can snipe people out of anything from Humvees to the overlord tank. He is simply a bad ass sniper boss. If you pick the demo general in Zero hour he has the ability to place a bomb.

In the mod Shockwave, he can get the ability to shoot down helicopters and temporarily disable buildings by shooting their power cables.
"I don't care who they are"
"No one escapes!"
"What's the job?"
-Jarmen Kell 2003

God damn it Jarmen Kell just assassinated my Veteran Black Locus.

Jesus Christ Jarmen Kell calm the fuck down, why did you snipe out my overlord?
by Dice! February 27, 2012
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kellic quentes

A ship name for Kellin Quinn (sleeping with sirens) and Vic Fuentes (pierce the veil).
Omg Kellic Quentes is otp!!!
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Kellie

Kellie a awesome,sexy,funny,strong,independent person who is the highlight of the day but sometimes has a short temper and can be a bitch but is a great friend,companion,partner,just a great person all around
DAMN that Kellie is so sexy
by AYYYEEE HAII September 8, 2016
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kellie gregan

she's that girl that loves someone,knows he loves her but still wont do anything about! even though she is really loud but can be shy at the same time
"omg,she wont tell him,she's being such a kellie gregan
by KeLlIeLoVeSSiMoN June 30, 2011
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Kellice

A most beautiful girl inside and out funny, courageous and smart. Full of energy and very caring.

Kellice a very good friend and very family oriented. She is the comedian and life of the room as she enters it.
I'm not going unless kellice is going
by beloving April 13, 2017
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Helen Keller Alarm Clock

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.
I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.
by tedman 96 December 6, 2011
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