I'm Keeping you

Internet slang meaning the person likes you, and wants to talk to you more.

Internet boy1: I'm Keeping you, girl.
Internet girl1(Really a man): Oh, yay, boy!

by Moonbob Charlie June 27, 2008

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.

Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is then me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.

by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo August 16, 2009

keeping it 70

When you mean what you say, but you don't say what you mean.

Keeping it 70 is when its not a lie, but not the whole truth.
examples:
"I don't believe so" (Because I know so)
"I feel like I've played within the rules" (that I set for myself).

by marlobrandon January 30, 2015

kaylor keeling

an irrelevant meme that's only famous bc of his "brother" jacob sarthritis and is horrible at singing

girl 1: omg have you heard of kaylor keeling?? he's so good at singing !! i'm his biggest fan !
girl 2: blocked.

by norma76564 December 25, 2016

keeping score

a little malicious tit-for-tat game couples use to remind their partner what they contribute towards the relationship

A relationship won't last if a couple's keeping score.

by Gerard Irick December 10, 2009

keeping it 69

Wisdom derived from the great Stingray himself, to keep it 69 is the opposite of not keeping it 69.

Hence, one should always keep it 69, and for that matter, unprotected.

"Hey man, have you been keeping it 69?"
"Sure have! And unprotected!"

by Entsorger April 5, 2019

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."

by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011