Keenan

He is a cool, funny and good person.

Hi Keenan you da man

by Moonwatcher7772 April 17, 2019

Maynard James Keenan

vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.

not needed

by joe April 1, 2004

Keenan Grawe

a.k.a. Spam Jelly

Keenan is this really funny, kinda funny looking (in a sexy way) kid who does stuff like steal cookies with his bones.

Look, children! It's Keenan Grawe.

by a pseudonym. haha i'm so crever. October 30, 2004

Keenan Ass Nigga

a hatin ass nigga to the mufuckas who be on some real act natural shit.

see here this nigga go straight playa hatin on niggas he bein a keenan ass nigga.

by pradalambardi February 8, 2020

maynard james keenan

The most "in your face" singer of all time. With his "hell, fire, and brimstone" way of singing. He deserves respect and from me he has it.

Maynard James Keenan- Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

from Tool- "Aenima', 1997

by Roderick Thomas January 10, 2008

Keenan

Keenan is no fuck boy. While he has great triceps and abs like most fuckboys, he's shy and chooses wisely when picking a mate to pin down, also is less tan becuae hes scared to take his shirt off in public. He'll actually most likely not take his shirt off on front of you unless youre the kind of girl he gets hot and bothered for. The manic pixie dream girl. He's very loyal to the extent that you wonder if somethings wrong with him. Like you can say anthing to him and he'll never leave youre side. His child like ganter is nothing short of fairie like and that brings every woman who sees him strutting down the street to their knees that will rest in a puddle. Hes probably maybe 5'7 in height but wide in girth with sexy glamour muscles that make him appear larger. Also an ass that taps. Hes a keeper and if you see one or even hear of a keenan youre blessed by the gods above that chosled this beautiful creature.

Keenan makes me wet
Thats because hes hawt.

by Cactusjacks January 24, 2020

keenan cahill

terrifying yet intriguing youtube sensation, possibly a midget of no determinate age. pretends to sing top 40 songs while opening his eyes as wide as possible.

keenan cahill ruined katy perry for everyone.

by evshaft October 24, 2010