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Keelan Major

A college major completely self-defined by the student, to be completed in no less than ten years, and not to exceed the undergraduate level. Classes are to be completely free (paid for by university employment), and to be taken at irregular intervals. May include free overseas trips, a.k.a. "study abroad."
Keelan is still working on his Keelan Major
by abitbiz.com June 14, 2004
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keelan conlon smells

he is a simp for his gyal and he follows her
he is a simp keelan conlon smells
by loldhajjdhdha October 13, 2021
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Keelan McAuley

Canadian-born musical theatre performer currently based in the United Kingdom. Most notable performance as Jason Dean (JD) in the 2024 Heathers (West End & Tour) cast. Insanely attractive with a 10/10 jawline.
omg look it’s keelan mcauley
what the fuck shut up
by freezeurbrain November 19, 2024
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Keelan McLaughlin

An Irish guy who is definitely under 5 foot 6. Loves gug and the word "poggers". Had his crush stolen by his best friend but can be funny at times. Thinks that suicide is always an option yet cant bring himself to do it. Calls himself straight yet he has an extremely soft (yet hard) spot for someone by the name of Frank.
by yeehawpoggersgug April 26, 2024
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Dylan Keelan

Dylan’s a chill nice dude that could be funny at Times mostly cringey.
With a dick as short as my thumb
We all know claudia wants him
He’s a very loyal friend, do t betray him or brake his heart. He tried to see the best of people. He probably likes mayrim as Stefan says which is daddy af but that’s another definition.
Can we please take a minute to appreciate Dylan Keelan ‘s gorgeous dark blue eyes and cute freckles
by WhitnallMS July 1, 2018
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Dirty keelan

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.
I need to spice up my life, going to see if I can get a dirty keelan.
by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021
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fw.keelan

Keelan is a good anitoker which only takes w's
Fw.keelan only takes wins
by Fw.keelan February 27, 2022
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