Canadian-born musical theatre performer currently based in the United Kingdom. Most notable performance as Jason Dean (JD) in the 2024 Heathers (West End & Tour) cast. Insanely attractive with a 10/10 jawline.
by freezeurbrain November 19, 2024

Keelan, Many of the definitions here you will find (all the ones about girls) are everything that 'Keelan' wants or wants to happen, yet he will never acquire or never see happen. Keelan is mostly regarded as annoying, "Bitch-less", Life-long Virgin, "That guy that's just there/around", and unwanted.
by ThatGuyNamedKeelan January 15, 2023

Your such a keelan
by Death pigeon May 28, 2020

keelans a bot.
by skinny mini May 23, 2019

Keelan is a 5 foot Irish man who has a gore fetish he acts gay but is actually straight, and he likes the smell of gasoline but enjoys the taste of blood. this man is a criminality hacker on Roblox as well. Also he is a psychopath who acts normal in public but loves killing secretly and kills animals for a relief of this anguish. WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
by cock_gobblin42 April 9, 2023

by loldhajjdhdha October 13, 2021
