Kangaroo

A person that you like that always seems to hop away whenever you are in reach of them. A person that you like that slips away at every close chance

I was going to ask her out, but then she had to leave to class, shes such a kangaroo

by kioki_mako February 17, 2009

kangaroo

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and taking a shit. INCREDIBLY hard to clean, a great practical joke at parties.

"omfg guys whos the dirty cunt that kangaroo'd up my dunny?"

*snicker*

by raev August 22, 2005

Kangaroo

A woman with little in front but plenty of booty in back

My friend Gina is a kangaroo,she doesn't have much for titties but her ass more than makes up for it

by esjay November 27, 2004

kangaroo

An unintended erection in an institutional environment. Which results in attempts to fix it so it does not jump out.

"Dude could you pass the papers out for me? I got a kangaroo situation."

by mrs. jenny mowgli October 27, 2008

kangaroo

A person who is so large that they could hold a person in their fat as if it were the pouch of a kangaroo.

Dude check out that kangaroo, you could fit a whole Vietcong village in her.

by Berninator 5001 June 10, 2007

kangaroo

A young man who has a fondness for older women.

Demi Moore's husband is a kangaroo, doncha think?

by raggedynan August 13, 2009

kangaroo

Slang for <gay guy>

Doing little hopping motions on both legs while holding your hands parallel and the wrists slightly bent forward should give you an idea where this synonym came from.

Are you a kangaroo?

by Lynx86 January 03, 2011