kajungles

A woman or large man's set of hairy nipples; similar to the jungles of the Amazon.

Scott: "We waxed Heidi's kajungles or else they would have looked like a pair of grizzly bears."

Peter: "Yea, I almost took a weed whacker to them."

by Scott Armstrong August 16, 2008

Kallum Sullivan

Usually a tall guy, Blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes, muscular man that is irrisitable to men and women alike, Usually has a freakishly huge cock, that he could hold you down and crush you with.
Kallum Sullivan's usually last 12 hours in bed at least, If you ever meet one, you'll usually end up under him within an hour, He can normally make you never want to stop.

Guy: "Who's that?"
Guy 2: Kallum Sullivan
Guy: "He's hot"
Guy 2: He's Kallum Sullivan
Guy: I'll go introduce myself
*Guy goes over to Kallum*
Guy: Hello
Kallum Sullivan : Hey
*An hour later Kallum Sullivan has him and three blondes in bed*

by BloodyTearsInRain January 6, 2012

Kalua

An amazing friend who will amaze you in every way ;) she will steal your heart before you even blink! Don't break her heart or you will REGRET IT! And if you want to catch her attention... Go for chocolate!

Kalua is an adorable little heart breaker!

by Savagebitch32 May 21, 2018

kalmuhi

south asia slang in hindi for characterless girl

Girl: mom i'm pregnent
mom: kya...kaise? (what..how?)
girl: it was an accident...
mom: accident kalmuhi....sadak par chalte chalte laude pe gir gayi thi kya? (did you fel on dick while walking on road?)

by chodkar bhosda faad dunga October 20, 2015

kajunkled

when something is so completely and undeniably wrong with your personal hygiene or yoursurroundings/belongings that other people do not even have to ask what the fuck is wrong with you, they can see that you are in fact, kajunkled

Dang, it was so hot outside the other day that my NIZZUTS were kajunkled with sweat and stank.

OR

Scott Malone has a kajunkled gamers keyboard that would make a cockroach gag.

by H-TOWN BOUND PRESTON 4-LIFE September 15, 2004

kalu wave

Wave of the kalu status nature from a wilding kalu person.

Oh dip look at that kalu hes doing the kalu wave he got mad kalu status.

by master kalu1 January 20, 2009

Klajustic

When one just did something that normally you would regret doing but one does not regret. Going beyond crazy and even past insane.

Person 1: Do you regret doing that?
Person 2: No I do not regret killing someones family and then grinding the dead bodies up into a drink and forcing the person I hate to drink it and whipping their balls for every second it takes them to drink it.
Person 1: Dude...... your klajustic

Crazy: Says but doesn't do
Insane: Says and does
Klajustic: HOLY THING FROM FANTASTIC FOUR SHIT THATS KLAJUSTIC!!!!!!

by Michael A and Tyler G August 6, 2009