Punsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to someone who makes the strongest or worst puns

"Why do you like him?" "I'm punsexual"

by Punsexual Cat February 24, 2018

Jewsexual

Someone who is only attracted to people of the jewish faith (only when a bah mitzvah has taken place). Is commonly used as an insult in the Harrogate Area.

*someone fails on tony hawks underground* 'You are a Jewsexual'

Guy: Dude, that Jew is really hot, I'd like to wrestle her in mashed potato.
Other guy: (under breath) You're such a Jewsexual, man.

by Alfroscrowen August 5, 2009

Joesexual

A sexual proclivity, fetish or casual interest in seeing Latino men in pink underwear. Originated by Joe Arpaio, the Arizona sheriff controversial for his interest in Latino men and his bragging about making prisoners wear pink boxers.

The way that guy talks about prosecuting immigrants makes me wonder if he might be joesexual.

While you might think that Hombres Caliente is a women's magazine, it's primary demographic is joesexuals.

by DezertDBack November 30, 2009

Unsexual

Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.

Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"

by Immortal-Jake January 22, 2007

Gunsexual

Someone who identifies as Gunsexual is both physically and sexually attracted to firearms. Gunsexuals will often be in relationships with multiple guns large and small. Gunsexuals do not choose to be gunsexual but are actually born that way. Scientists have found physical traits exhibited in gunsexuals that give root to the idea that they were born the way they are. Those physical traits are small penis and micro-penis. Currently no nation or state recognizes Human-Gun marriage. Humans mate with guns usually by insertion of the penis (males) into the barrel of said gun or by insertion of the gun into the vagina (females) or the anus (males or females). Gunsexualism is most predominant in the south where guns can be found to sleep with their sister guns.

Cleetis is gunsexual and is in the closet about being attracted to his AR-15. He claims that he is just "exercising his second amendment right" and "protecting himself" but he secretly uses it to insert and stimulate his anus, as do most owners of said weapon.

by JuFu August 6, 2014

jeansexual

when you are in love with jean kirstein (from attack on titan) so much to a point where you love him and him only

my friend: wait are you really bisexual?

me: no, im a jeansexual

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Junesexual

Only attracted to the Boy who has the best vocal in the Kpop, Koo Junhoe of iKON.

X person: i like you 😩, can you be my girlfriend?😘
You: oh sorry, Im Junesexual :(
X person: tfk, you what??
You: Junesexual

X person: tfk Is that???😩😩
You: i o my like Junhoe of iKON, He has the best vocal in kpop :)
X person: tfk 😩😩😩

by June Biased lmao😩😩😩 January 6, 2021