Jungle Juice Jackpot

Shit, piss, vomit, and cum brewed in a witches pot over a fire and mixed with multiple incantation of your shit eating intentions.

Brad: Bro I just went to the trails and made a fresh batch of Jungle juice jackpot
chad: Ill pay you for all of the batch for 300$

Doctor: you have cancer.
ched: I have a new cancer, it's jungle juice.

by Yahuwah June 6, 2019

Jungle juice

Simply a juice fruit from natural resources ie oranges apples bananas and so on

Ooo yeah I could do with a nice fresh jungle juice right about now

by N01 CaVeMaN December 9, 2019

electric jungle juice

This is the shit. gets you real fucked up. Everclear, acid, and hawaiian punch or koolaid. holy shit its potent. youll be seein clowns and not knowing where you are in minutes

dude the electric jungle juice phucked me up last night

by gettincrunk May 13, 2005

Jungle Juice

This "alcoholic" drink is made for pussies that can't handle big boy beer.

Kid 1: I got so drunk from that Jungle Juice at the party.
KId 2: Jungle Juice is for pussies.
Kid 3: Oh.

by CoolGuy274 June 1, 2016

REAL Jungle Juice

A potent concoction made up of whatever happens to have been tossed into the proverbial punch bowl. This can include, but is not limited to, any kind of hard liquor, copius amounts of beer, extremely entertaining hallucinagenic substances, and even various female undergarments (on rare occasions male undergarments are also tossed in; they add a large quantity of fibre but unfortunately also have the potential of adding quite alot of ball sweat and pubes to your otherwise heavenly drink).

REAL Jungle Juice: A bunch of beer, a bra, some coke, and lots of vodka.

by The Man of Wealth and Taste December 15, 2009

Concrete Jungle Juice

Tampico with that Seagram, originated in the hoods of San Francisco

Choose your own flavors of both, that's that concrete jungle juice

by Purplex415 November 2, 2012

Dr. Fleming's Jungle Juice

A delicious concoction of sweet tea, cranberry juice, orange juice, Hawaiian punch, sprite, apples, limes, and oranges invented by Dr. Ryan Fleming, a word renown organic chemist and Peruvian drug lord. It fucks people up. End of story.

"OMG Jenny, when I went to that fRaT PaRtY lAsT nIgHt, i blacked out drinking Dr. Fleming's Jungle Juice and got a 28 man train run on me."

by Officer Hamilton Sexington Jr. September 29, 2009