1: The day your parents find your stash of marijuana.
2: The day your girlfriend finds you at a strip club
3: The day in several fucked up religions that state the end of everything.
4: The day SkyNet takes over
2: The day your girlfriend finds you at a strip club
3: The day in several fucked up religions that state the end of everything.
4: The day SkyNet takes over
Example 1:
Mom: What the FUCK is that green shit u got under your bed?!?
Kid: Chewed up froot loops?
Example 2:
Bitch: Marty what the FUCK are you doing here at this strip club??
Marty: what the fuck are YOU doing here, bitch?!?
Example 3:
Christian Bigot: OMFG THAT GUY KILLED MY FAMILY, JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING!!!
Me: (shoots him dead)
Example 4:
Sarah Connor: 3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.
Mom: What the FUCK is that green shit u got under your bed?!?
Kid: Chewed up froot loops?
Example 2:
Bitch: Marty what the FUCK are you doing here at this strip club??
Marty: what the fuck are YOU doing here, bitch?!?
Example 3:
Christian Bigot: OMFG THAT GUY KILLED MY FAMILY, JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING!!!
Me: (shoots him dead)
Example 4:
Sarah Connor: 3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.
by Tory fucking Burnett June 21, 2008
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1. Ben: It was really poor judgment eating out that stripper
Zach: I know.
2. Zach: I heard Phil was voting for John McCain
Ben: Oh ya, I though he was behind Obama, but if he does that'll be poor judgment. I don't want to be in Iraq for 100 years.
Zach: I know.
2. Zach: I heard Phil was voting for John McCain
Ben: Oh ya, I though he was behind Obama, but if he does that'll be poor judgment. I don't want to be in Iraq for 100 years.
by Thizzmasta707 February 9, 2008
Get the poor judgment mug.(n.) No, I'm not going to scream "embarrasing statement", there are too many judgementals around.
(v.) I'm not sure I want to say my speech in front of her, she is very judgemental.
(v.) I'm not sure I want to say my speech in front of her, she is very judgemental.
by JoeyPeluka May 1, 2019
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Person a: why do you keep trying to breathe so slowly?
Person b: because I'm afraid of my brain judging me...
Person a: so you have ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐phobia?
Person b: because I'm afraid of my brain judging me...
Person a: so you have ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐phobia?
by Clearly not Diavolo March 31, 2021
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Get the Judgement Day mug.the deleted episode of the office, in which michael is insecure about his new suit, and tries to jump out the building because of it. this episode has since been deleted after a law suit with the office (uk) and the cast has been banned from talking on it. therefore there is a lot of debate around the episode, but yes, the judgement day episode is real.
man i wish id watched judgement day (us office episode)..
whats judgement day (us office episode) ??
only the best deleted office episode ever !!!
whats judgement day (us office episode) ??
only the best deleted office episode ever !!!
by judgementdayofficeusisreal December 14, 2022
Get the judgement day (us office episode) mug.Crow of Judgement is a meme often used as a reaction image of judgment and disapproval. It is also captioned and changed to fit different scenarios.
Meme:
-wanna order a Pizza?
+I don't eat cheese!
-(sends a meme picture of a judgmental looking crow, under the picture written: "Crow of Judgement")
*Unfortunately Giphy didn't have the meme in their archive! I wish I could upload a picture myself.
-wanna order a Pizza?
+I don't eat cheese!
-(sends a meme picture of a judgmental looking crow, under the picture written: "Crow of Judgement")
*Unfortunately Giphy didn't have the meme in their archive! I wish I could upload a picture myself.
by anonymous November 9, 2021
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