Slimy Joystick

When the man on top during double vaginal sex pulls out and cums on the other man's scrotum. After using his dick to rub the cum all over the scrotum, he then re-enters the girl's pussy to cum again on the other guy's shaft. Due to the homoerotic nature of the act, it is mostly performed by bisexual men. However, straight men can perform it on occasion.

My bi friend and I once did double vaginal with a girl we picked up from the club. I was on top, so I decided to give him a slimy joystick since it was his birthday. I don't like guys, so I told him that's as far as he would get with me.

by FraterOS December 30, 2018

classic joystick

A man is sitting on a toilet taking a shit. A second man comes in and sits on his erect penis, inserting it into his anus. The man on bottom begins waggling the top's penis like a joystick while he urinates everywhere.

Sorry dave and I were late, we enjoyed a classic joystick this morning.

by penguin_jones November 6, 2013

Joystick Chick

1. A girl who is a gamer (plays video games/computer games).

Priscilla is a joystick chick because she is an avid halo2 player.

by Aktopus July 16, 2008

joystick therapy

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey, man, my girlfriend's on a trip, so I'm gonna go study up on joystick therapy.

by Scrubl0rdXD November 12, 2015

Joystick Parenting

As with video games, joystick parents want to dictate and control every aspect of the children's lives. Hence the term ‘joystick’. However, there is very little joy to be had by children when they are parented in this manner.

Can also be high-schoolers, or even in some depressing cases, college students living at home.

Nate's parents use joystick parenting because they keep track of his bank records, ground him from his phone, listen to all his voicemails, check his e-mail, check his facebook messages, get copies of his work schedule, check his phone records to make sure he is working at those times, control where he is allowed to drive, and also control which girls he is allowed to date, or even allowed to talk to for that matter.

by fifafriedman May 3, 2010

Fleshy joystick

to touch a penis in a playful manner.

let me play with your fleshy joystick

by revrac December 25, 2007

joystick nipples

Nipples that have a broad flat top about the circumference of a coat button, surrounded by a small areola, altogether giving the appearance of a PlayStation joystick.

Yo, Evelyn has joystick nipples.

by Kripe Walker August 14, 2019