Jose

The most common name for Mexican males.

Person A:"Jose!"
Millions of people:"Que?"

by Schuldig October 15, 2006

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Jose is the only god of this world. The ultimate being of life.

P1: Jose is my god
P2: Not mine *dies of cacadoso*

by TheGodOfCarrots May 16, 2021

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A Jose is a strong, positive, lovable, big dick daddy, smart and mature. He is someone that you could never get again if you lost him. He can be trouble sometimes or inappropriate but you could never stay angry with him because you know he's the best thing to happen to you. He is loved by everyone all the girls will fall head over heels for him. A Jose has a big penis and is a true man in the bed and if you let him play ruff in the bed people will be asking you what happened to you because he'll put you in a wheelchair if you let him play ruff hes hard to get you regret everthing if you don't shine when your meet a Jose. A jose is sexual and will make it something you'll never forget .It is a spanishname and most people that can't spell it in Spanish spell it this way Hozay. Don't ever take a Jose for granted.

All girls:"OMG is that Jose"
Girl:"Back of he's mine"
Jose:"place nice girls there's enough of me for all of you"

by 123bat March 28, 2019

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Guy with a bigger dick than Matthew and Preston

Jose has a bigger dick than everyone

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A very popular male name in latino culture with the American name equivalency to "Joe." These individuals are charming in an off-beat way, but very masculine. Also known for keen street smarts and shrewd intellect, these men are near impossible to fool.

You can't get anything past Jose, he's too clever.

by Nynaeve February 05, 2010

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