jordan suaste 

singer who blew up on tiktok for the song body, everyone knows him as body boy but he is more than that. he is the nicest, kindest, bitchiest person you will ever meet. His fandom is called the Stars because he believes they are the stars not him. He is obsessed with Superbass (but doesn't even know what a barb is). He used to be obsessed with roblox until he ditched it for among us. don't mess with him in games he gets very heated and won't hesitate to yell and curse you out. he interacts with his fans a lot. he is one groupchat called the little stars. (little stars supremacy) the little stars are the most annoying people you will ever meet but he can never escape them because they won't let him.

who was that person you killed in among us they seemed nice but then cursed me out.
oh must be jordan suaste.

my friend won't play roblox with me he would rather play among us.
oh must be jordan suaste.

jordan suaste by littlestars December 7, 2020

Jordan Stringer 

One of Canada's top emerging music Producers and Audio Engineers. Also a highly skilled Multi-instrumentalist. Resides on Vancouver Island BC. and founded Cabin Fever Studios. Born in North York Ontario, and grew up in Bancroft Ontario, slowly heading Westward over the years. Has a natural ear for music and rhythm since childhood, and is claimed to be a musical prodigy by his peers.

Whenever i hear a great album that i can't put down, by a BC artist, I assume that it was Produced or mixed by Jordan Stringer.

Jordan Stringer by Frank Chant February 6, 2010

Jordan Shipley 

The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!

"Have you ever seen Jordan Shipley play?"
"Of course I have! He's a freaking beast!"

Jordan Shipley by rainielondon December 2, 2009

Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick

Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you

Jordan shankman by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019

Jordan Steviano 

Jordan's are boys with balls but no penis and they grow hair on those balls which is weird in the bed.

Jordan: Hey boys ( because hes gay)
boys: eww its a penisless boy runnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Jordan: no come back.
Jordan Steviano is a gay gay man.

Jordan Steviano by Random Mat March 3, 2022

jordan shoes 

The shoes that trap people use and people who got money

O look at sam he got the new jordan shoes /j's

jordan shoes by Clt.jeff September 13, 2017

Michael Jordan Syndrome 

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

Michael Jordan Syndrome by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013