Doing a Jonno

When promises or prior arrangements are broken or not kept despite protestations.

He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.

by Olthepol January 19, 2023

Jono Special

n. The result of ejaculating onto feces.

G: What took you so long in there?
J: Oh sorry, I was making a Jono Special.
G: Get out of my house.

by CrazedFiend July 8, 2010

Jono

Intoxicating, beautiful, hilarious and cynical, addictive and unforgettable, passionately angry, dangerously sweet, the one I'd get a tattoo for and risk being broken by.

We she heard Billy Idol's "Eyes without a face," it was so Jono.

addictive passionate gifted dangerous sexy naughtily sweet

by Pinknwhitepolo February 6, 2010

Jonno

A person which is extremely cool but is still nice on the inside.

"hey man, you're a jonno, thanks"
"cant you just be a jonno for once"

by Seth999 October 14, 2009

Jondom

An environmentally friendly, reusable condom made out of jean material. Can be bought in a variety of styles, which include, but are not limited to: bedazzled, embroidered, acid washed, skinny, boot cut, capri, distressed, cut off, or boyfriend. All styles can be washed on a delicate cycle in cold water. Air dry your jondom, but do not iron.

Hey dude. I just got a bedazzled jondom for my creepy pee pee to go bang up my girlfriends freaky tiki.

by Lorex34 July 22, 2017

Jontod

Sticking your balls up someone's ass

A Jontod requires a man to penetrate someone's anal cavity with their testicles

by Jon Andy Tod July 19, 2010

jonorr

The Mack, the gawd, the one and only jonorr he has all the ladies and he’s never getting married or having kids you know why???? Cuz he’s the goat 🐐

“Oh he cheated on you again? He such a jonorr!”

by Phill kid 08 March 2, 2018