Jonesed

Stoked

Im so Jonesed

by Djsniffles April 11, 2015

Phone joneser

Smoothe Da Hustler Ft Trigger Tha Gambler - Broken Language

smoothe's lyrics in the second verse

next line- sneak over fuck your babysitter
line before-the lady shitter

the shot popper, the jock cock glocker
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over fuck your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer

by rentabot December 24, 2009

jonesed

to be misled or cheated.

The used car salesman jonesed the old woman.

by diplodonkus April 9, 2009

Jonesed

To be absolutly drunk to the point where you can't lift your head out of your own pile of vomit.

Dude that kids not silly happy or bonkers that kid is fucking JONESED.

by Jizinmypants420 July 28, 2010

Jonesed

when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.

1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.

2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.

3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?

by googalewski August 26, 2019

jonesed up

pumped up, excited and wanting to do something. Example: On the TV series "Fast & Loud" he was about to buy an old lifted van & he asked Aaron what he thought and then he said "You're all jones up, you're gonna sleep in this thing tonight".

I'm all jonesed up to go racing.

by Jonesed Up September 25, 2013

jennese

a thootie ass hoe

Jennese got big tiities and a big ass but she fucks around with all the std ass niggas

by puusy123tittydickskunksuckyamu November 18, 2015