jonesing

a bowel movement

This coffees running right through me! I'm going jonesing!

by Monique Rioux February 15, 2009

Jonesing

The act of browsing through a friend's personal belongings in order to find something to steal for one's own profit.

"Weston! Why are you jonesing through my desk? That's not your business"

by Mike PIan October 26, 2006

Jonesing

Making up an event , person or place to sound cool.Inevitably it ends up in ridicule and the event is then denied as "fabrication".

Some examples of Jonesing:

"I have a three year old daughter"

"I had sex with two girls in a washroom"

"I had sex with four girls in one night in sixteen positions"

by :FI:Skipper July 30, 2008

Jonesing

Cheating in a lead up to a MMA/sporting event

I Jon Jonesd that win over Guffy. I was so Jon Jonesing in the lead up

by Che Doolers December 27, 2018

Jonesing

Jonesing

My friend was jonesing on sugar

by Beedso November 7, 2020

Jonesing

When you want something so bad that your mouth waters, your tummy hurts and you're brain can't get off of it.

I'm jonesing to see her again.

by I watch people souls November 23, 2021

Jonesing

When you really need that...run, drink, bong hit.

I start Jonesing to watch One-Piece with my 3 teen-aged kids around 7 p.m.

by LPNL June 30, 2022