jonesing 

a bowel movement

This coffees running right through me! I'm going jonesing!

jonesing by Monique Rioux February 15, 2009

Jonesing 

The act of browsing through a friend's personal belongings in order to find something to steal for one's own profit.

"Weston! Why are you jonesing through my desk? That's not your business"

Jonesing by Mike PIan October 26, 2006

Jonesing 

Making up an event , person or place to sound cool.Inevitably it ends up in ridicule and the event is then denied as "fabrication".

Some examples of Jonesing:

"I have a three year old daughter"

"I had sex with two girls in a washroom"

"I had sex with four girls in one night in sixteen positions"

Jonesing by :FI:Skipper July 30, 2008

Jonesing 

Cheating in a lead up to a MMA/sporting event

I Jon Jonesd that win over Guffy. I was so Jon Jonesing in the lead up

Jonesing by Che Doolers December 27, 2018

Jonesing 

Jonesing

My friend was jonesing on sugar

Jonesing by Beedso November 7, 2020

Jonesing 

When you want something so bad that your mouth waters, your tummy hurts and you're brain can't get off of it.

I'm jonesing to see her again.

Jonesing by I watch people souls November 23, 2021

Jonesing 

When you really need that...run, drink, bong hit.

I start Jonesing to watch One-Piece with my 3 teen-aged kids around 7 p.m.

Jonesing by LPNL June 30, 2022