Jonesing

When an MLB player gets signed a big contract or a contract in general and doesn't do jack shit for their team. Derived from Andruw Jones who signed a 2 year $45 million contract for the Dodgers and didnt do shit.

Juan Uribe with 2 World Series signed with the Dodgers is Jonesing it up with them in 2012 hitting .190

by Alweeeezy August 4, 2012

jonesing

The act of Depending or craving some sort of substance. In most instances, it tends to me a controlled substance.

Fucking shit, fuck, fuck, cock, balls. Shit. Im jonesing for some fuck. Shit.

by Bob Finklestein Jewfuck May 21, 2008

jonesing

To shake uncontrollably because of a strong desire or need for something

She was jonesing for more sleep

by rick November 4, 2003

jonesing

to want something so bad, you got a stiffy for it.

I'm jonesing for some icecream. means you wanna sex up that icecream. or you just want it real bad.

by batgirl3782343 January 25, 2009

jonesing

Jonesing is a word created by someone who referred to those behaving like the addicts on Jones Street in New York City...in need of a fix.

The dude was jonesing for a joint.

by Spitfire59 August 17, 2019

Joansing for a boagie

feening for a cigarette

you can catch me at the ashtray joansing for a boagie

by anonymous May 21, 2022

Bone Jonesing

When a woman is craving cock, even though they like to pretend they never get horny. It's like Jonesing for a cigarette, only in this case, it's cock.

Damn," said Sally. "I haven't been laid in three weeks. I have a serious Bone Jonesing going on. Let's see if the Marines are in town.

by Anti Webster January 27, 2011