When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.
When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.
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He is incredibly sweet, cute, and kind. Jonathan has the most gorgeous eyes! Usually hazel or green. And writes poems and story's like its nobody's business. He is an amazing writer and an even better boyfriend! He will make you happy no matter what and will always put a smile on your face. Not only is he naturally funny, clever, and adorable, But he is sensitive and sarcastic. He has a cute smile and a personality girls just love! He has a girlfriend and she is very happy with him.
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