John Kreese'd

To be John Kreese'd is to be bent over with laughter, as if you were creased (like a piece of paper). It is a play on words - Kreese/Crease.

Sensei John Kreese being from the Karate Kid Trilogy.

I was John Kreese'd at the thought of that wheelbarrow getting nicked.

by Grazor Gramon June 26, 2006

John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.

"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."

by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018

John Gunn'd

Its been John Gunn'd

Its been crashed e.g

Its been John Gunn'd

by Urbanlamb April 15, 2019

John Marston’d

To be outnumbered by your enemies and shot many times

“Dude it’s 1 v 7, he’s not clutchi- yeah there we go, John Marston’d.”

by JimmyJimmersonThe6th January 8, 2026

John-n-Grace'd

To show up at a location, uninvited and unannounced and randomly tape a TV or internet segment.

Person1: Remember that one time we needed to film a video for Youtube but had no where to go?

Person2: Yeah we totally John-n-Grace'd the Marriott's lobby!

by Dork0730 April 26, 2011

John O’Leary’d

When one has drank the top shelf dry, it usually results in one being.. John O’Leary’d

Not heading out tonight man! Got John O’Leary’d last weekend still haven’t recovered

by Well Boi January 9, 2019

John Deacon

John Deacon is the bassist of the well popular band - Queen. His nickname is Deaky. Some people argue over the fact that it's spelled Deacy and not Deaky, but we don't talk about that. He has said in many interviews that Freddie was his best friend. Some people ship them as a couple (Deacury) but guess what, we don't talk about that either. John is a dancing queen, hense his second nickname Disco Deaky. In the new movie Bohemian Rhapsody he is played by the actor Joe Mazzello who is very similar to John.

Girl 1: I just saw a new leaked image of John Deacon!
Girl 2: Wtf, we need to take it down! The man deserves his privacy!

by Joe likes Mozzarella January 6, 2019