Jizzle

baby batter, goo, man milk, SPUNK!

she took a drink of my man milk.

by copernicus November 20, 2003

jizzle

Aside from the obvious defenitions regarding semen of some sort, this term can also be used to describe a slight misty rain; also known as drizzle. This term is especially appropriate when in the company of close friends while at the same time experiencing the rain for the first time in the day.

a: "Aw man, what the heck? It's raining now!"

b: "No dude, it's all good. It's just a slight jizzle."

by Coffee May 2, 2005

Jizzle

(n) Name given to a collection of bad porn

There's nothing better to watch than this jizzle?

by DeazyDaDude June 8, 2009

jizzle

Right at the moment of climax for a man, his girlfriend/partner kicks/hits him right between the balls and shaft in the same manner someone would drive a chisel into a crack or between two pieces of wood. This is often done either to 1. increase the muzzle velocity of jizz out of the shaft, 2. cut off (literally) the amount of jizz that makes it through the shaft or 3. let the man know he performed unsatisfactorily in bed.

1. My girlfriend jizzled me while blowing me last night. She lost sight in her left eye.
2. My boyfriend's jizzes too much in my mouth, so I started jizzling him to lower the portion size.
3. I can't wait to jizzle my cheating boyfriend when he gets home tonight.

by seanybear January 14, 2014

Jizzle

Hitting a glizzle with another man's glizzle, while one man is dressed like a woman.

"Want to come over? I'm having a jizzle party tonight. Don't forget to bring your glizzle!"
"Who's going to bring the wigs?"
"Um...You?"
"Umm...Sure? Does your girlfriend have any?"
"No way! I don't let her near anything to do with glizzles. She used a broom last time!"
"Ouch. But that's why I'm having a JIZZLE party!"

by JizzleParty June 16, 2008

Jizzle

a Jizzle is somebody that has common name like giselle or jackson or any other name that a guy/girl calls them jizzle because they like her and want to get on her nerves OR THEY JUST WANT TO MESS WITH THEM

hey jizzle you look nice today

by anuspounder September 3, 2014

jizzle

When he cums only alittle bit. Like a 'drizzle' of jizz.

Last night he jizzled. It could've been better.

by a sad person May 15, 2016