screen jizzer

Someone who constantly masturbates to stuff on the computer, TV, tablet, cell phone, anything with a screen...

Damn, boy, why dontcha stop being a screen jizzer and get laid already?

by BlaineRick March 28, 2015

Jizzerific

When a person or thing is so good it makes you jizz so hard you get jizzburns.

Dale's mum is so jizzerific!

by ryannathans April 18, 2010

jixer

Jixer is slang for the Suzuki GSX R series of sport bike (street racing) motorcycles.

That jixer was fast.

by SGT JAB June 17, 2007

Jibery-Joo

A childish word for a lie that seems stupid, obvious and that no one thinks is real

Commonly used by people who can't think of any other words to say, and just dome up with it on the spot

"I think of this as a bunch of bureaucratic jibery-joo"

"I think that your idea is jibery-joo"

by Jimmy Balmar April 13, 2009

jizzery

Where multiple men produce juices to create a mass production of jizz.

Your mom lives in my jizzery.

by harper lee May 25, 2008

indian jizzer

Someone who promises to make you cum and then immediately just jack rabbits you until they finish and then flee forever.

Yeah so that guy I met at the casino literally came in 2 seconds, what an indian jizzer.

by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023

Jazer

1. A totally awesome name created when you combine Jake and Razer.

2. A typically handsome, dashing, smart and extremely sexy male

Person 1: Dude have you seen Jake?

Person 2: You mean Razer?

Person 3: No, no. You guys mean Jazer.

by A phantom February 13, 2009