Jerusalem

To Jerusalem: commonly known as a reluctant shag, where you have taken stock of the evening, realising that nothing better is coming your way, you leave with a slightly lower than average girl. In order to perform to expectation you lie back and think of England, the best way of doing this is to sing the most patriotic of songs, Jerusalem!

Wylie: Would you?
Ed: I have to sing Jerusalem.

by Where's my Rolex? March 28, 2009

Spider Jerusalem

my hero, and god, the coolest bastard on the planet, and he has this cat that pees everywhere, and, and... he's from transmetropolitan, buy the damn comic!!!!

"dude, there's this comic called 'Transmetropolitan' no, its not an ice-cream you douche."

by Spyder_Jerusalem June 21, 2004

jam and Jerusalem

A reference to the common perception that Women’s Institute branches are little more than excuses to share preserves recipes and sing hymns.

-Sally, would you like to join our new women association?
-Mmm... No, thanks. It's not my scene.
-Shame. Mind you, it's not all jam and Jerusalem. We also do important stuff.

by AutumnLeaves April 27, 2007

jerumpkin shrapnel

A poop stain on the back of the terlet(toilet)seat that is left after sitting too far back while performing a jerumpkin.

After finishing a very satisfying jerumpkin, I got up turned around and noticed jerumpkin shrapnel on the terlet seat.

by Antler* February 29, 2008

Jerusalem Joey

A term used to belittle jewish people, people with jew fros, or people with js in their names. Another word for idiot.

Heyyy, easy jerusalem joey

by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011

Joeru

A nice, strong, handsome person with unlimited rizz and gets all the females.

Damn Joeru is so strong and handsome he gets all the bitches

by Joeruuu July 26, 2022

new jerusalem

The state of New Jersey in the USA. Used especially in hip-hop culture. Although New Jersey is directly across the Hudson River from New York City, and thus shares much of the same status in terms of hip-hop, many people nevertheless consider people who live in New Jersey second-class citizens compared to residents of New York City proper. Also new jeruz.

The best MC's come from new jerusalem, strong island, and shaolin.

by filius August 29, 2005