jetpuff

the ugliest thing you will ever see. this thing does have a super hot mom tho. Her mother was a hamster and her father smelt of elderberries. When you see her you will probably die.

Her hair is the dirtiest, greasiest, most shit like thing you have ever seeen. besides shit. Speaking of shit, she eats a lot of it.

ewww that ugly thing looks like jetpuff!

by jon and dakota and ben April 28, 2010

jemp

The act of slapping a male's testicles against a woman's chin.

Dude I was jemping her so hard her little sister started dancing to the beat.

by megasaurass July 12, 2010

jetman

A tool used to procrastinate. It is an application on Facebook that serves the same purpose as minesweeper, solitaire, freecell, hearts, and that pinball machine game. Again, there is no other reason for it's existence but procrastination. It was actually created because some lazy programmers were procrastinating making a more useful application.

Zack: Did you study for the quiz today?

Brad: Nah, man, I couldn't stop playing Jetman. I was gonna study, but I had to beat my record. Plus I had a few challenges to finish.

by Phonesforears December 30, 2007

jemples

to be jealous of a person's dimples

oh my god, i am so jemples

by Munchkinx3 November 13, 2011

Gentleman's Jetpack

An anal sex position involving two nude men wherein one man is giving another a low-riding piggyback ride.

Andrew is getting a "Gentleman's Jetpack" from Fletcher.

by DTM9 June 22, 2012

Jempacks

Newest term for hairy ugly balls.

PAre, Ang baho mg jempacks mo(Your balls stink!)

by Chickendicken October 16, 2009

Jewmpa Loompa

Any person of dwarf size/ stature (potentially just shorter then average), and Jewish decent (sometimes just appearing of Jewish decent).

Why does our Rabbi have to be such a Jewmpa Loompa, he can barely see over the posium

by DiablodelSur October 28, 2017