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Jeter-sexual

An adult male, often a New York based sportswriter, columnist or other media-type, who has an unhealthy obsession with Yankees longtime shortstop Derek Jeter. Although these men identify themselves as heterosexual and are often in committed relationships with women, they take every opportunity to gush about Derek Jeter and fantasize about having a romantic relationship with Derek Jeter.
Once Tim began gushing about Derek Jeter's calm eyes, he revealed to the whole world that he was a Jeter-sexual.

Michael was so excited that the regional sports network that he worked for was letting him interview Derek Jeter. As Michael was sure he could not complete the entire interview without getting a boner, he asked that they conduct the interview while seated. Michael was not ready to come out as a Jeter-sexual.

Mike the sports columnist was so mad that the Yankees traded for A-Rod. Although the statistics showed that A-Rod was a superior baseball player to Derek Jeter, Mike knew in his heart that Derek Jeter was the better player. Mike wrote column after column, blaming A-Rod for everything that went wrong for the Yankees. Mike decided that professionalism was not important when it came to besmirching A-Rod's good name. Mike hoped that someday, Derek Jeter would notice all of Mike's hard work. Mike daydreamed about Derek taking him on a date. Tussling his mop of grey hair. Derek wouldn't pick on Mike for only being 5 feet tall and buying his clothes in the children's section of Sears. Mike dreamed of the day Derek would finally grow tired of having tons and tons of sex with dozens and dozens and the world's most beautiful women. Mike is a sad, sad Jeter-sexual.
by The Hoodie April 13, 2014
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Jeter Christ

Watch out! Jeter Christ is going to perform a miracle and win the game for the Yankees.
by Luigi May 19, 2004
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Jeter Fever

better known as herpes, allegedly a few celebs may have or may not have contracted herpes from interaction directly or indirectly with Derek Jeter

Namely; Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel and Mariah Carey
Ewww dude you can't mess with her. I heard she's got the Jeter Fever
by Bruce Da Truth August 27, 2007
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Jeter Cheese

A silly little bloke that has spaghetti hairs.
Did you see that weird Jeter cheese kid over there.
by Willis afterton January 29, 2022
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Jeter's an astro

Thin Texas blondes who pursue rich classy black guys for the purposes of making a baby that will grow up to be the next star athlete or entertainer ala New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter.

A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.
Amber is crazy. One minute she's saying the N-word, next thing you know, Jeter's an Astro.
by idiot buster April 20, 2005
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jeter chop

a jeter chop is a spontaneous kung fu style strike to any fierce opposition. Sometimes this fatal blow is called simply a jeter and can be used as a verb in everyday life referring to nearly anything. Some believe that a "jeter" is a plague like phenomenon that eventually will lead to the Earth's demise in year 2012.
"yo fam, baby gotta phat azz ona"

"word as bond, girl can jeter chop me whenerva"

"trilla jeter"
by mudbelly666 April 1, 2009
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jeter stat

A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.
Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.

Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
by Brooo53 October 12, 2019
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