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Jesusland

1.The so-called "ignorant" red states. It implies that EVERY SINGLE VOTER IN THE SOUTH AND MIDWEST voted for Bush, in spite of the fact that Kerry got at least 40% of the votes in all those states

2. A very stupid Internet meme that's only going to ensure that the Democrats lose the midterm elections in 2006, and that the next Democratic Presidential candidate pulls numbers of 20-30% in the South and midwest next time. Mainly spread by whiny bitchy Northeastern and Californian elitist jackasses who'd rather feel morally superior than actually DO ANYTHING to break the Republican stranglehold on US politics.
I'm from "Jesusland", yet I'm a bisexual atheist who didn't vote for Bush.
by El Freak December 4, 2004
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Jesusy

Sharing similar qualities to that of Jesus.
Friend#1: Hey did you remember to pick up a Jesus candle at the store?

Friend#2: Yep.

Friend#1: How do you know it's the right one?

Friend #2: Well it has a freakin' picture of Jesus right on it, I don't think it gets any more Jesusy than that.
by amvintage84 October 17, 2009
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Jesslyn chalamet

The most skinny queen, most gorgeous women to pop her pussy on the earth. She is the wife of Timothey Chalamet as of 2023 from 2019. (Yes arionna this is me) back off
“Hey have you seen Jesslyn chalamet’s instagram?”

..”yes, the photo tooken in Italy with her husband is so insparational!”
by Lanadelreyismother May 12, 2023
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Jesslyn chalamet

The most skinny queen, most gorgeous women to pop her pussy on the earth. She is the wife of Timothey Chalamet as of 2023 from 2019. (Yes arionna this is me) back off
“Hey have you seen Jesslyn chalamet’s instagram?”

..”yes, the photo tooken in Italy with her husband is so insparational!”
by Lanadelreyismother May 12, 2023
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Jesusland

1. The majority of the United States, where the majority of the citzens read the Bible and have morals, unlike the Yankess.

2. The Southern States, in the United States, who know how to correctly vote for someone.
The people in Jesusland were thrilled when Senator John Kerry lost the election.
by Swarsfanatic May 10, 2005
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jesuslover

someone who uses the lame excuse "it's part of God's plan" for everything that goes wrong. They oppose basic women's rights (the right to choose) and voted for George Bush, the stupidest president ever.
Someone to avoid. Like Ned Flanders with Dubya's values.
by I voted for Kerry May 7, 2005
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leaving jesusland

a kick ass song made by NOFX a amazing punk rock band!!
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life canned and bland in the fatherland leaving jesusland
by LYO45 April 25, 2009
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