Dirty Jeroen

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Jeroen.

Dirty Jeroen is such a simp

by Chewbrakka April 21, 2020

jerkin with jergens

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.

"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."

by Kareem Abdul Akbar January 12, 2017

jerkens

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009

jergen

Vasaline/skin lotion. Normal used when home alone.

Yo Dan pass me some jergen.

by Drake Zebra October 18, 2004

Jerkenshit

An exclamation - expression of sudden frustration or anger.

Jerkenshit! That asshole driver just cut me off.

by Dave Osborne August 22, 2002

Jeroen

Jeroen was fat when he was younger because he wanted to be the fatest guy in the class, it never worked out and now Jeroen is very sexy

Daang Jeroen

by Anoniempjexx September 3, 2018

Jewentines Day

Jewentines Day is the Saturday before Valentines Day (The 14th Of February).

As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.

Husband: Happy Jewentines Day day baby!

Wife: Love you ya cheap bastard!

by SlyD0g February 9, 2019