jerted

An expression, which relates to bamboozling an individual, or something said to someone when an unfortunate event happens, or a combination of the two.

Chad: Wow your wife cheated on you with your dog?
Beta:Yeah
Chad: Wow get fucking jerted.

by Sargon Daddysho October 30, 2019

Flag

Get the jerted mug.

Jervey

He is kind to his friends and family, he gets spanked by his dad, he is comforting to be with, says he’s gay but actually isn’t.

Ur gay like Jervey

by Bdiebicn2ow April 30, 2020

Flag

Get the Jervey mug.

Related Words

jerved • Jerred • jerked • Jerve • jerked off • Jerked Up • jerted • Jervens • jervey • Jerzed

When a person originally or currently from New Jersey speaks about an egregious offense, committed by a person who has never been or is not from New Jersey, in front of a current New Jersey native to whom they are loosely related, who immediately assumes control over the entire situation by suggesting the complainant communicate only to them and they should “don’t worry about it” and/or “have a good time.” Thus, leaving the complainant concerned for what the person asserting Jersediction might do.

Melissa from Rockaway tells this story about this guy from Texas, named Subi, who was giving her I don’t know some hard time about whateva. Tony hears it right, immediately claims Jersediction. Tony says, “Melissa, this dude Subi, from Texas. You don’t worry I take care of it. We’ll talk, don’t worry about it, just have a good time, ok?”

Melissa later said, “OMG, what did I say? WTF is Tony going to do?”

by Project6195 July 13, 2020

Flag

Get the Jersediction mug.

When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020

Flag