Jeremy

Known as “the quiet kid” will keep a semi auto in his back pack not afraid to pull it out at any time u give him shit don’t bully him

Kid 1: what rrr thoseee
Jeremy: reaches for bag....

by Straight faxts October 02, 2020

Jeremy

A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".

We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

by Trenton Romulox December 03, 2006

Jeremy

Jeremy is such an amazing guy who hides how he feels most the time. Jeremy is known for a liar but means well. A jeremy will piss you off and try to talk about it afterwards. If you get close to a jeremy, keep him close, if you can handle him, you will make a perfect match. Jeremy is hard to understand and will push who he says he loves away

Jeremy is so unpredictable

by Jrmz February 04, 2019

Jeremy

a boy who is very sarcastic but means well. he is afraid of showing his emotions to anybody and keeps things bottled up inside. if you are lucky a jeremy will open up to you, but then will probably close off again soon. he is caring but just wants to be known as the tough guy. and he is obsessed with having sex. he is very attractive and so you cant seem to stay away, even though it is probably best that you do.

I'm so glad that I've gotten to know Jeremy better, but he won't stop trying to get in my pants.

by girlw/experience September 05, 2011

Jeremy

He is fine af he is so nice and he makes me laugh he is super funny he be having me scared and be having me blushing I don’t even know how to explain it he makes me so happy and I love everything bout him❤️🥰🥵😩

Jeremy

by Periodtt pooh July 08, 2019

Jeremy

A wonderful, kind guy that any girl would be lucky to have. He's tall, muscular, and athletic. He is also sweet and romantic but you have to break through his tough exterior to find out. Jeremy is the best friend you could have because he is the the perfect guy. However, he thinks he isn't good enough for anyone and is oblivious to the girls who like him. But overall, he is amazing.

"I wish Jeremy knew I loved him, he's so perfect"

by 129believe August 26, 2015

Jeremy

the amazing cactus god who we all know and love

(Someone): Are you religious?
(Me): Have you heard of our Lord and Savior, Jeremy the cactus?
(Someone): No, but I'm interested- tell me more!
(Me): I shall educate you on the beautiful succulent god

by therealrealsquid February 05, 2019