jared from subway

A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants

Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway

by Tttthhhhhaaaaattttgggguuuuuyyy November 4, 2015

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Jared Padalecki

A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.

Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*

by TurboJetNinjaKitteh March 16, 2011

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Jared Kleinman

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Evan Hansen: Has been... RoUgH
Jared Kleinman: KiNkY

by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

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Jebediah Schlatt

The superior version of Jschlatt.

Guy 1 "Hey, is that Jschlatt?"

Guy 2 "No. That's Jebediah Schlatt. Ender of Queens, Destroyer of Towers.

by WhatTheHellIsAPseudonymBro September 25, 2022

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jeree

A incredible woman, with a incredible heart that is larger then life. Very independent, strong willed, and ambitious. Knows her dreams and goals, and is willing to do any and all to achieve them. If you are lucky enough to have her fall in love with you, be prepared! Because it is a journey you will want to last for a lifetime!

The true run away bride, but she knows what she deserves.

That lady Jeree, she is a beautiful one!

by The-bearded-one December 20, 2016

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