by Buns-hole slasher January 12, 2008
Get the jenkem lab mug.A individual on this planet that, has lesser than normal intelligence. Thinks that having muscles makes you more than what you actually are. Able to mimic intelligent people long enough to pass an exam, but when confronted with a life altering decison always makes the wrong choice. Unable to cook anything other than eggs and cereal. A person who thinks they know everything but is wrong 95 percent of the time all the time.
1. Massive Baby Back Bitch
2. Retard
3. Douchbag
4. Homo
5. Guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.
6. Worst gamer ethics ever in Magic The Gathering.
1. Massive Baby Back Bitch
2. Retard
3. Douchbag
4. Homo
5. Guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.
6. Worst gamer ethics ever in Magic The Gathering.
1. All he does is act like a "Erik Jensen" all day, everyday.
2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".
3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.
4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".
5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.
6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".
3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.
4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".
5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.
6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
by DirtyDelta#D-BLOCK February 7, 2013
Get the Erik Jensen mug.jenkems is when you shit and piss in a plastic bag, leave it for a week, then when you open it, inhale and you get fried as a mother fucker
damn, me and nick matheson were doing jenkems on the weekend, trippy time yo, when i passed out, he put his balls all over me , and i was all like, "damm!!!, put that shit on /b/, gunna be a lot of bitches fapping to that CP" and we did, and now we do jenkems evry night
by pedobearsalloverthacp January 22, 2009
Get the Jenkems mug.A Great Actor, most well known as "Dean Winchester' from Supernatural.
Jensen was born on March 1, 1978 in Dallas, texas.
Jensen has also acted in 'Days of our lives' and 'Smallville'
Jensen was born on March 1, 1978 in Dallas, texas.
Jensen has also acted in 'Days of our lives' and 'Smallville'
Jensen Ackles is very good looking
by Tina-Fish October 7, 2007
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by The Lady In Yellow May 5, 2018
Get the Jensen mug.From the verb "to jensen". Definition - screwed up, to do irreperable damage, to be clueless, a complete mess, to screw up everyone's day because of your actions.
"Oh that's real nice - you really Jensened me this time."
"This is all Jensened, I'm taking a lunch."
"You reallllly Jensened it up."
"Please try not to Jensen me, I'm havin a good day so far."
"This is all Jensened, I'm taking a lunch."
"You reallllly Jensened it up."
"Please try not to Jensen me, I'm havin a good day so far."
by The Gunnnnn April 16, 2008
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