Jenkems

jenkems is when you shit and piss in a plastic bag, leave it for a week, then when you open it, inhale and you get fried as a mother fucker

damn, me and nick matheson were doing jenkems on the weekend, trippy time yo, when i passed out, he put his balls all over me , and i was all like, "damm!!!, put that shit on /b/, gunna be a lot of bitches fapping to that CP" and we did, and now we do jenkems evry night

by pedobearsalloverthacp January 22, 2009

Keg Jenkem

When you huff the gas mixture out of a keg to get a nice head rush. Est. 2010 Rowan

Rick was drunk and the keg was empty so he pressed the top for a hit of keg jenkem.

by Rick the Brick October 17, 2010

Ronald Jenkees

FUCKING AWESOME piano player on youtube

wow look at Ronald Jenkees play hes fucking good

by cky2gen August 26, 2010

sinker jenkem

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.

I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.

by big cu December 12, 2007

Camal Jenkem

Camal jenkem was invented by Dan and John jr of nextgenwalkthroughs and wikigameguides. It is a drug used mostly in Colorado and the Middle East, it is made with the urine and feces of camals, and left to ferment in a jar. Camal jenkem turns 90% of people into ri-tards, but 10 % of camal jenkem users recieve super powers.

Chad regularly inhales camal jenkem and now hes a ri-tard.

by The_Ladder_Goat October 21, 2010

Jenkem

A highly hallucinogenic drug which results from huffing the fumes of your own fermented fecal matter. Users claim it gives an incredible rush, and that the taste of poo only lasts for a month.

The 70's was pot. The 80's was cocaine. The 90's had meth. Jenkem is now!!!

by Joey Orgler 3 May 7, 2008

jenkem lab

A bathroom, especially a gross nasty ass bathroom akin to the one in Trainspotting.

Johnny is making product in the downstairs jenkem lab.

by Buns-hole slasher January 12, 2008