jenk

To borrow money from another person, with no intention of ever paying it back.

ex. "Lend us a tenner, mate. I'll sort you out for it in the week"

The bastard borrowed a fiver off me the other night - he'd better not jenk me again.

by dvarpala June 14, 2004

Jenk

a racial slur directed towards people of japenese and/or chinese decent

Look at that kid, I bet he is a little jenk.

by ranch dressin March 16, 2005

jenks

the term used when passing a spliff on after selfishly smoking it until there is barely anything left.

"What the f***s this shit, you jenky rarse!"
"Oh gosh, I'm down to last jenks. May as well keep hold of it.", Phil
"Here you go mate ;-)", Jenky

by Dangerous Phil May 29, 2006

jenk

A sharp pull on the penis and balls.

Loser gets twenty Jenks!

by hizzy shaw August 23, 2014

Jenk

The ending to a sequence of Hemph's Chigity's and Coolumb's

Hemph Chigity Hemph Coolumb Jenk

by DY June 04, 2003

Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.

I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.

by School Wizard February 08, 2011

Wake and Jenk

The process of huffing Jenkem immediately upon wakening.

"With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. " - Tom Cruise

"I always wake and jenk. Everyday. I even got my own batch of home brew." - Area local

by mudbutt55 January 16, 2013