Jonged

To be a consultant who is cut out of a sly commission deal when the client and service provider get together directly.

Consultant: I've finally found a provider that can service all your requirements and cut a volume deal for you too.
Client: Oh it's OK, we're talking to them directly now so we don't need your help, I'll try for a discount though, thanks.
Consultant: Bugger and shit, Jonged again.

by The Celestial Architect August 28, 2021

jennedy

jennedy is an annoying ass bitch. Usually extremely pick me and cocky. Nobody wants a jennedy in their life

jennedy- yeAh I prefer guys over girls, boys are just less drama

by granolabar27 November 21, 2021

jenger

a name referred to a person who does not wipe their ass after shitting

And then Billy rose from his toilet, flushed, and washed his hands, knowing full damn well he didn't wipe his ass. This is the prime example of a jenger. Do not be like Billy. We hate jengers.

by anus chiken August 24, 2023

jenger

a name referred to a person who does not wipe their ass after shitting

And then Billy stood up, flushed, and washed his hands, knowing full damn well he didn't wipe his smelly ass. This is the prime example of a jenger. Do not be like Billy.

by anus chiken August 24, 2023

Jinged

Terrible or embarrassing

"This shit is so jinged. I can't do this anymore"

by w1dowspeak May 3, 2025

Jonged

it means to cockblock by any means whether verbal or non verbal and to destroy your opponent at all cost rendering him useless for the night

“ oh shit ! Alvin just got jonged again looks like he will have another lonely night ”

by Theinevitablesausage May 6, 2025

Jinged

Getting Shanked, particularly in an alleyway

Wing Gaster put his ding Gaster in me which made the ging gasters but they got jinged after

by scribidi October 16, 2025