Jem

A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. She appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. She eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens and testicles each morning for breakfast. When she gets home, she lights fires in her anal cavity, then burns her crotch and prays to her father, the Dark Lord. She then goes to her room and drinks the blood of her parents whom are chained up in her closet. Jem rips off the flesh on her back so her bat-like wings can extend. She then pulls off the rest of her flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. She then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in her cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.

The rabid Jem lunged at the children and their chihuahuas. She ate the chihuahuas as an appetizer, then slit the kids' throats and drank the blood until they looked like deflated whoopee cushions. She then wore their skin as a coat, and ate every last bit of their body. She then grew stronger after she took their tortured souls.

by VeryCreativePseudonym December 8, 2017

Jem

(N.) An 80's feminism animated series about a woman named "Jerrica Benton" who's part buisnesswoman, part superhero rock star. (WHAT THE F**K?) And YOU thought the worst shows came from today's era!

Thanks to VH1's I Love The 80's, I learned about the stomach-churning awfulness that is Jem. ("...Jem is my name! Jem!")

by G-Union October 29, 2003

jem

someone who likes licking another persons face and making a fool out of themselves.

"jem's coming"

by braddyt May 13, 2010

ja jem jabłko

a way to say i love sucking dick and cock in secret. a euphemism for sex

"Oh, how was your date last night?"
"Ja jem jabłko."

by poshpie February 14, 2022

jem dakeyne

a good friend of mine, me being the almighty and all powerful overlord of the urban dictioanry. i have defined 2 whole words! all mine! suck my kiss! no please... that was an order...
anyway... jem is a monkey that lives up peoples asses, and he aint picky about whos... so watch out...

see also ass monkey

jem dakeyne

by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004

jem

one fit ass boy who's loved by claire and emma!! x x luv ya!! make up your mind!!

for example! umm...umm... Emma:will you go out wid me? Jem:maybe!! Claire:no go out wid me!! :)

by Emma and claire March 9, 2005

Annual do not do what Jem says day.

A day, so holy and strictly followed, where all who know what is good for them, hate Jem. Jem and his imbecilic suggestions are not to be endorsed, but rather abrogated at any cost. Jem on this day, knows nothing.

Jem: 'You should watch it.'
You: 'Never.'
This, is Annual do not do what Jem says day.

by JemH8a November 6, 2010