Jefferson

Pathetic automated message that makes Jacoub K look useful. He is such a bitch and does not reply to my messages. He is the epitomy of failure and a dumb little twat who lives in his mums virtual basement. I despise him, like all of us do, and would not care if urban dictionary removed him. Nice profile picture though.

I used to think i was a pathetic skid mark but then i met jefferson and realised he is so much worse.

by MCAlbinoezzzz November 18, 2019

Jefferson

A pussy ass nigga who always talks about having hoes but in reality has none. This nigga has a 3.5 inch dick yet always talks about having a big one.

Person A: Did you heard about that nigga Jefferson?
Person B: Yeah I don't fuck with him

by ZamnDaddy June 27, 2016

Jefferson

Jefferson Is a hoe! He has no respect for woman. He has sex privately with his mom, He will rape you and make you a slut with old men! he owns urban dictionary.

Mom: Oh Jefferson! i want you more!
Jefferson: i know mom your my type, i wanna bang ya all day.

by Halogirlwtf December 7, 2018

Jefferson Wingy

The man, the myth, the Cleveland Metropolitan Area Legend. Major supporter of all things cannabis and proponent and supporter of Chief Wahoo.

Man, Jefferson Wingy knows everything there is to know about smoking trees and Bob Feller.

by FartingBeer April 8, 2021

Thomas Jefferson

Basically a guy who had a lot of beef with Alexander Hamilton.

teacher: "Thomas Jefferson was a cocky son of a bitch"

me: "oh trust me, I know."

by hamiltonlafayettemulligan August 11, 2017

mr jefferson

An offensive term for an african-american

"Whoa, calm down Mr Jefferson! Theres plenty of watermeleon to go around"

by popp13 September 18, 2006

Total Jefferson

1. A compulsive Liar,
2. Someone culpable or verbal diarrhea.

See that David Cameron?, he's a total total fucking Jefferson.
Don't listen to that total Jefferson, mate.

by anonymous_1969 March 20, 2013