Jebid

Jebid is a rare name that nobody has ever thought about

Who the fuck names their kid jebid

by Not jebid October 16, 2019

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jebend

1) The head of a penis (otherwise known as the "bellend")
2) The final remains of a cigarette / joint.

1) My jebend is aching like hell.
2) Let's get a squitzy on your jebend!

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

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A sadistic sociopathic misanthrope who has lost hope for mankind and believes that the human race as a whole has become corrupt and should be exterminated. He initially looks frail and weak but is actually self-trained in the arts of pugilism and dagger/knife wielding. He is well-educated, well-mannered, very disciplined, and has substantial knowledge relating to biology and human anatomy. Though he may have problems with recognizing and understanding non-verbal queues and lacks the capacity to maintain long engaging conversations, he is still an excellent communicator when it comes to writting text. He is usually harmless when ignored and respected but is fierce when faced with physical confrontation. Jered never tries to knock-out an adversary for he wants everyone who dares threathen him to suffer for as long as possible. He is normally seen walking silently and eerily alone in the dark areas where he resides in. (He is not Emo!)

His constant feeling of contempt towards others has attracted the attention of certain individuals and as of now, he is receiving psychiatric therapy and is well on his way into not only becoming a healthy individual, but also a gentleman destined live successful in life.

The name Jered derives from the Hebrew word "Yah-Rod" which means "Perpetual Leader"

A.
Shssh! Shut-up or Jered might hear you!
B.
Person: Hi Jered! *with a teasing accent*
Jered: Urgh, what do you want?
Person: Nothing *giggles like an idiot*
Jered: ... *clenches hands while forcing a smile*

by AcidicTangerine July 18, 2010

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Bake Jenedict

Bake Jenedict, no relation to the real life Jake, is a side character to his one true love and main character Caylioa.

He has a bob ross style afro but like, it's NEON PINK. he wears either a hot dog costume or lobster suit and was found dead last week ((at least I think it was last week, I'm not really sure :/))

This side character will not be soon forgotten cause he'll just keep showing up till someone gets too annoyed with him and takes him out.

GUY1-So then I took a potato chip and I-

BAKE-Hi guys! Oh boy I sure do love my main character and one true love Caylioa!

GUY2(in a whisper)-Please just get rid of him already.

GUY1(now holding a note book)-Yeah yeah I'm on it-

*Caylioa appears and shoots bake, saving the day.*

GUY1(putting the book away)-Well never mind then.

GUY1-Thank god, that Bake Jenedict was the worst!

by Justadumbassontheinternet January 12, 2022

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jebem ti mater

"Jebem ti mater" is a sentence by which a Balkan mother expresses her love for a child. When Balkan moms are angry, they run around the house after the child with a slap in the hand and shout: "JEBEM TI MATER!" Even tho that means "fuck you motherfucker" she uses it anyway.

Mom: hi son,what grade did you get from the math test?

Son: I got F, I'm sorr-
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER COME HERE!

by jebatcutimamu July 31, 2021

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