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Jave dog

Act of shitting on people while on top of a building for sport.
Listen here owl I’m the best jave dogger in town.
by Jave dog April 21, 2020
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Jave Smite

A term used to describe a desperate type of male who continues to message and call girls that they are interested in/borderline stalking, even though they never get a response. A Jave Smite may also try to use multiple platforms for contact all at the same time, just incase the first three social media platforms were somehow not working properly. This sometimes results in a string of frustrated messages followed by an apology then the next day the cycle starts again. Typical messages include: "hey" "you alrite" "Wuu2" "blanked" "guess ur busy then" and the ever popular "???"
Girl 1: This is the third set of missed calls and question marks today, first WhatsApp, then Facebook, now snapchat, why won't he take the hint?!

Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...
by iLoVeLeOpArDpRiNt June 5, 2018
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Jave

A name that a crazy women made up and named her child
Hello my son's name is Jave
by White_Rabbit723 September 6, 2017
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Jave.

The combining of the first names Dave and Jay
Dave took a day off from work and was replaced for the day by another worker named Jay. When Dave returned to work the next day his “friend” started calling him Jave.
by anonymous March 25, 2021
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Jave

by Hghdhdhs March 5, 2017
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Javed

A big man with a big willy really on smoke and is soo sexy! Would recommend to give briz to javed
Omg here comes javed the sexy bastard don’t steal my pouch😬😳
by Tanisha0161mannyonthemap May 13, 2022
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Javed

A big man with a big willy really on smoke and is soo sexy! Would recommend to give briz to javed
Omg here comes javed the sexy bastard don’t steal my pouch😬😳
by Tanisha0161mannyonthemap May 13, 2022
mugGet the Javedmug.

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