Queen Jessica Effect

An effect that does not work when the Suns are in down due to the Chris Paul effect. It works against all other teams however.

The Queen Jessica Effect did not work today. The Suns are in town. It is guaranteed to work January 7 against the Mavs though.

by hehe999999 November 29, 2021

Jasic

An abbreviation for a basic Jew. (Those girls who have fancy parties, go to sleep away camp, go to Starbucks, have a lot of money, etc.)

Catherine: Ugh I'm so sick and tired of those dumb jasic bitches. All they do is go to Starbucks and spend their summers at sleepaway camp.

Jamie: Ikr they are are killing me!

by Christina504 May 21, 2017

Jessica

The most awe-inspiring person who has walked the earth. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile until inevitably, you'll fall head over heels in love with her. She will not admit to any of this, but it's 100% accurate!

Man, someday I will marry my Jessica... Sexy unicorn mermaid

by Ricky/Noah October 10, 2016

Sarah Jessica Porker

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat

Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight

by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009

jessica lynn

A wonderful person to be with. She is sweet, smart, incredible in every way, beautiful inside and out! She may be a little bit shy at first, but that's until you discover her wild side! She truly makes you laugh, and makes you happy just by seeing her smile. Jessica Lynn, is a person you should treasure, if you ever get the pleasure to meet her!

John: Who's that?
Leon: That's Jessica Lynn
John: ooohhh! Jessica, she has such a cute face!
Leon: She's awesome... believe me!
John: It s seems like I'll be liking this Jessica

by loveeeefdfafafa February 3, 2014

Jessicate

To organize, clean, and perfect any area, item or copy job in an office. Jessication occurs when a person comes back to their work area/cubicle to find all stacks of paper perfectly aligned, pencils sharpened, and Post-It notes realigned.

Hey! This room was messy yesterday. Who the F*** Jessicated my office?

by ChrisManCub June 19, 2008

Jassis

The most gorgeous girl in the whole wide world. Knows how to cheer you up. Amazing pianist. Best smile and is simply amazing. She is smart, talented and is a gift from God :) We all know that Jassis' are the best <3

K: Omg you know Jassis?
N: Yeah.
K: She is the nicest girl you will ever meet. So gorgeous. I just love her.
N: Yeah, all the guys dig her too ;)

by miaaooooooooow. March 22, 2012